Easter Exchange Gifts Here!

[zukezorin]

Thats right, folks, Easter is tomorrow and nearly upon us - time to open up the thread.

To those who participated in the Easter Gift exchange, this is the place to post all those gifts when you get them done early. You still have until the 25th of march to complete your gifts, don't worry.

Lets see what the easter rabbit has brought us all!

EDIT: Yes, -this- is the thread, not Wolfman-al's.

[Typo]

Wait, didn't Wolfman-Al already---

You know what, I'll just let you all sort this one out yourselves.

[zukezorin]

This here would be the place to post them, Wolfman-al jumped the gun on me, and thats a no-no.

First Message:
DD tells me he is on vacation right now, and Might not be back in time. His gifts have already been finished, and I'll be posting them on the 25th assuming he doesn't return before then.

I'll keep you all abrest of any delays as I hear about them, so nobody should worry.

[TesconWhitepaw]

Tyrnn Eaveranth
Can’t say what he is –
Writes a comic,
‘Bout th’ delivery biz.
It’s got roos and magic,
And all sorts of shit –
Pretty obvious,
Why it’s such a hit.

Story line goes,
In every direction,
Yet unique,
For every section,
Transcends,
Mere giants with boobs -
Keeps the fans,
And still attracts noobs,

Your style, I gotta say,
Is pretty good.
You mange better,
Than most could,
Although work,
On pose and position,
And storywork;
Smoother transition.

That said,
Have a happy Easter,
Mooch off some friends,
And have a big ole feaster’
And if your still standing,
When the turkeys done –
A chocolate rabbit
Awaits sadistic fun.

-Tesc.

[TesconWhitepaw]

And, since Zukezorin didn't say anything about gifts for people you -didn't- get drawn for - I figured I'd go on the safe side and write a little for everyone who entered;


Doggee Dogg;
Beagle El Salvadorian –
Tries to be,
The biggest whore he can,
Promises, swears,
That he ain’t gay,
But break out peanut butter;
An he’s yer bitch without delay,

Now I gotta admit;
Despite ill word and letter,
His art, by far,
Has gotten better,
It used ta be scary,
It used ta be icky –
But now I bet;
It gets a few folks sticky,

~~~

Lennox’s link indicates he is a sandwhich,
Composed of ham;
I think that bit of bread -
Could have done with jam.
With some chips,
On the side,
To accent it’s flavor,
Rather than hide,

~~~

Baggy52,
Likes to smoke chain,
Stupid commenting,
Cannot refrain.
He seems as bland,
As his red shirt;
With intellectual offerings,
As dumb as dirt.

Drop the smoke;
Consult a thesaurus,
And with luck;
You’ll cease to bore us.

~~~

Wolfman Al –
Your ignorance is numbing;
And I needn’t add,
To what’s already coming-

~~~

Twitch likes mudkips –
Over nine thousand,
Likes shoot to ducks,
Cows and,
Everything else –
in his way!
Mutha's gonna kill some,
bitches ta' day.

Twitch,
Likes 4chan –
Has his own,
Partee van.
Rolling with,
Pedobear!
Brian Peppers,
Says “Not fair!â€

[Wolfman-Al]

Okay, after the other thread was not okay with our organisator, I post my gift here again. I was finished early and I didn´t knew where to post it.
I hope you like it Odin!

Oh yeah, praise Jeebus for raising from the dead and not eating our brains.

[Chaswari]

Here's on for my bestest buddy Tuscan Whitesock. I kept up all night typing this.

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Done? Now stop squinting your eyes. You look ridiculous.

[ROGUE]

Here's on for my bestest buddy Tuscan Whitesock. I kept up all night typing this.

You spelled his nose wrong.

[Li]

Here's on for my bestest buddy Tuscan Whitesock. I kept up all night typing this.
...
Done? Now stop squinting your eyes. You look ridiculous.

Amazing~~

[TesconWhitepaw]

Chaswari wins over 9000 internets.

Also, now I feel guilty I went el cheapo on his section of the above.

Nevermind, he forgot the top hat.

Tesc.