by TesconWhitepaw » Sun Mar 23, 2008 6:51 am
And, since Zukezorin didn't say anything about gifts for people you -didn't- get drawn for - I figured I'd go on the safe side and write a little for everyone who entered;
Doggee Dogg;
Beagle El Salvadorian –
Tries to be,
The biggest whore he can,
Promises, swears,
That he ain’t gay,
But break out peanut butter;
An he’s yer bitch without delay,
Now I gotta admit;
Despite ill word and letter,
His art, by far,
Has gotten better,
It used ta be scary,
It used ta be icky –
But now I bet;
It gets a few folks sticky,
~~~
Lennox’s link indicates he is a sandwhich,
Composed of ham;
I think that bit of bread -
Could have done with jam.
With some chips,
On the side,
To accent it’s flavor,
Rather than hide,
~~~
Baggy52,
Likes to smoke chain,
Stupid commenting,
Cannot refrain.
He seems as bland,
As his red shirt;
With intellectual offerings,
As dumb as dirt.
Drop the smoke;
Consult a thesaurus,
And with luck;
You’ll cease to bore us.
~~~
Wolfman Al –
Your ignorance is numbing;
And I needn’t add,
To what’s already coming-
~~~
Twitch likes mudkips –
Over nine thousand,
Likes shoot to ducks,
Cows and,
Everything else –
in his way!
Mutha's gonna kill some,
bitches ta' day.
Twitch,
Likes 4chan –
Has his own,
Partee van.
Rolling with,
Pedobear!
Brian Peppers,
Says “Not fair!â€
We are all made from the baset of elements
And that is why they show so clearly.
MW -
Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more. - Mark Twain